I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• I really need to change my habits
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a read more dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just beyond belief.

• I can't even
• Seriously though
• I need to document this

I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?